May 2013
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jpgay:
me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
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faeiouck:
shady-bacon:
faeiouck:
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
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collectormania is tomorrow and i’m so excited and i’m going to get to meet jenna louise coleman??? and oh man it’s gonna be great
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whatsoidontgetavote replied to your post: i want a cup of tea but its cold and the kitchen…
Not actually helpful to this situation, but I just bought an electric kettle:D
i think i’d be a bit more interested if you offered to come and make me a cup of tea with it :P no but that’s super cool yay for kettles ~
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drunkpeeta:
im-fandoomed:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
why am i not surprised
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ejacutastic:
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
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i want a cup of tea but it’s cold and the kitchen is downstairs and bluh
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veggietalesyaoi:
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
rodneykong:
ghostgif:
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
mattbellamysfolds:
“if i’m a person of color, i’m allowed to hate white people!!!!’
“if i’m gay, i’m allowed to hate straight people!!!!”
“if i’m a woman, i’m allowed to hate men!!!”
“if i’m trans*, i’m allowed to hate cis people!!!”
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
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fortuna394:
riveralwaysknew:
can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND” because she had seen the Ponds throughout his time stream and realised it was the only way to save him.
iwilleatyourenglish:
iwilleatyourenglish:
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
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janecrocker:
do you ever see the person you have a crush on do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
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loungezombie:
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
theyellowbrickroad:
i want to go on a fucking adventure this summer you know make some memories do some wild things but ill probably just lay in bed and eat mcdonalds and watch netflix but hey its fun to pretend ill actually do something
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
gcoky:
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gcoky:
fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar
fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life
i said it was fun not ethical
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mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
meggannn:
sometimes i think i can write but then i see what other people write and
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
thr-ill:
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
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cloysterbell:
martincrief:
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
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instead of getting ready for college i like to spend my time thinking about how much i’d rather not get out of bed
jaclcfrost:
I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Know Which Character to Cosplay
I Want to Cosplay but I Am Afraid of How it Will Turn Out
I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Have the Proper Funds or a Cosplay Group
the trilogy
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caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
They seriously do its a scientific fact